ArtCova's ThankYou Speech

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As artcova approached the panel, the murmur of the crowd got dimmer. He placed the microphone and spoke.

-First of all... -he cleared his throat.- I want to say thanks for a new Daily Deviation, this time for "I'm So Cool"... I'd like to dedicate this... award? Can I call it like that...?- He looked around for a gesture of approval but there was none.
-Well... especially for my family, for the inconditional support along all these years, I... - he wiped the sweat in his forehead with the back of his hand and went on.- to the DeviantArt staff... to savagebinn obviously, for featuring it... umm, to the almost 600 watchers that follow my work, leaving comments and all... I dunno... to Energizer, for the batteries I used in my digital pen... I'm so thrilled... A big Thank You, really.

The crowd exploded with a warm applause and cheering and after some seconds, people began to stand up and prepared to leave. He closed his eyes for a bit and said:
- I also want to say in this special occasion... -everyone sat again and some looked at each other awkwardly.- being Earth's Day and all of that... FROGS. They need heir place too.

Someone in the back of the Hall clapped furiously and suddenly stopped.

-Frog has been a species constantly exploited by Man, and this image is a definitive proof that they deserve a break.

-What the fuck..? -
said someone in the third row of seats.- He's stoned, like that emoticon he made. - another person said.

-Through ages - he proceeded.- frogs have been tremendously mistreated, and not only thrown away from backyard's pools or their guts ripped off on dissection tables in expenses of a devaluated education! Also their IMAGE was punished in stupid cartoons and videogames where their only fate in the end was to be squashed by a bus or devoured by hordes of ferocious crocodiles!

artcova's speech was gaining intensity while several bots appeared on the stage.

-And what to say about 'La Rana René' known by you as Kermit, the Frog? The poor guy lived his entire life with a human hand stuck up his ass with the sole excuse of amusing the kids!! WAKE UP people! It is time to change History!

Four bots threw themselves over trying to bring down and get him out of that place.

-LEMMEGO! Dammit! I have rights...! I have lefts too! ALEX! Help me out here, mate!

alsebka was sitting in the crowd and quickly said:- I don't know that guy, seriously. He paints, I'm a photographer...

-Tachy-on and fourteenthstar are two of my watchers!!! -he screamed in isanity. It seemed like foam was coming out his mouth.
-I'll make a poll to prove this is abuse of authority, you HEAR!? Well... I don't have a sub, but... I'LL GET ONE!

As the bots reduced and pushed him to the ground, alsebka walked to them and took a photograph.
-Now, this is gonna get me a DD... -he said and ran off from there.

Finally artcova was taken away and people began to leave while commenting about the events.
bluem00n was one of the last to leave. She shook her head and said:

-He seemed to be such a cool guy...
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